American Horror Story: Freak Show – E10 – Orphans   Recently updated !

By: Greg Solomon I’m pretty sure a few weeks ago, wikipedia said that this episode was titles ‘The Fat Lady Sings’ but it seems to have changed to ‘Orphans’… Hopefully the Fat Lady in question isn’t Kathy Bates… Unless she is going to sing Good Morning Baltimore in that awful accent.  Wait, nope that would […]

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AHS: Freak Show E09 – Tupperware Party Massacre   Recently updated !

By Greg Solomon Well just the title of this episode alone fills me with dread.  Not quite as bad as ‘The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks’ but damn close.  In other news… Jessica Lange didn’t get nominated for a SAG award so at least the Screen Actors Guild knows what’s what this year.  Let’s get […]


AHS Freak Show Recap Episode 8: “Bloodbath”

By Greg Solomon Time for another installment of American Horror Story: Shit Show. Will it start to have continuity? Will it start to make sense? Will anyone turn out to be straight by the end of the season? Does anyone care? I know of at least one person that still says this is the best […]

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Sleepy Hollow Recap 02.11 “The Akeda”

By Phoebe Duncan Well, that escalated quickly.   Previously on Sleepy Hollow: Team Witness found a really shiny sword, and also Moloch has risen. Which has now led to some kind of apocalyptic lightning storm, in which oddly-colored lightning strikes any electronics our heros might deem useful. At least I think that’s how it works. […]


Sleepy Hollow Recap 02.10 “Magnum Opus”

By Phoebe Duncan We open with our heroes rebooting their brains with a quick round of Heads Up!, trying to discern their own true identities. Abbie is Cher, as though we needed further proof that she’s a rock star; Ichabod is, of course, George Washington. The entertainment is interrupted by Katrina Skyping in on the […]

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AHS Freak Show Recap Episode 7: “Test of Strength”

By Greg Solomon I somehow sense the best thing about this episode will be knowing that there isn’t an episode next week! I predict, based on the title, that this will be all about Dell and Desiree. They will both have flash-forward fake death sequences and meanwhile Legless Suzi will kick the bucket. We pick up […]


Sleepy Hollow Recap 02.08 “Mama”

By Phoebe Duncan We open with Abbie wandering through a misty dream to the accompaniment of the creepiest rendition of “You Are My Sunshine” known to man. Because its use in Angel didn’t scar me enough. Anyway, Abbie sees a cloaked figure and develops instant mommy issues. She awakens abruptly inside Apocalypse HQ, where she apparently […]

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AHS Freak Show Recap Episode 6 “Bullseye”

By Greg Solomon How ironic that potentially the most out-andout boring episode of AHS to date is called “Bullseye.” But I’d rather this boring to the insulting of last week. And at least Seal Man (Matt Fraser) gets a lot of air time, and I don’t hate him. We open with a bunch of carnies […]


Sleepy Hollow Recap 02.08 “Heartless”

By Phoebe Duncan We begin with Ichabod and Katrina having an intense debate on the nature of love, trust, and The Bachelor. Katrina’s been able to enjoy the dubious pleasures of the 21st century for all of a week, and Ichabod’s already inflicting reality television on her? Worst husband ever. Thankfully, Abbie shows up with […]

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AHS Freak Show Recap Episode 5: “Pink Cupcakes”

By Greg Solomon Season One was Terrifying. Season Two was Disturbing. Season Three was Horrifically Awful. With “Pink Cupcake,” Season Four has established itself as Insulting. Insulting to me as a horror geek insulting to me and my history as a gay man, and most importantly insulting to my intelligence. To be honest, if I […]